Transcription: I was more than a little surprised to learn that my colleagues had difficulties of their own, despite the impressive exterior of their landing craft. It seemed that it had suffered a power failure which would require major work to repair. As I consider myself somewhat of an expert in the field of inventive transportation, I assumed, quite naturally, that they would be in need of my expertise. I began by informing them of the benefits of hot air travel, as it experienced some time ago by myself and my friend, the mammoth. Unfortunately, a bewildering break in transmission made this communicatio ...